Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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