i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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