Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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