my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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