I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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