Having a random hookup so left but love u
This girl is more easily done than said...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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