ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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