"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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