I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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