I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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