Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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