...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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