on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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