It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
