I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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