last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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