i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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