either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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