any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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