What a fucking waste of an outfit
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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