Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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