Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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