i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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