taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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