is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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