The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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