His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
