There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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