I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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