You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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