Only a mothe r could love this liver
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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