redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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