Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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