He had one of those small greek statue penises
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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