all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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