: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think my tv is drunk
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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