Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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