thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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