I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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