Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
two words: eviction party
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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