I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
