Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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