I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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