Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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