Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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