i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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