i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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