I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Alive.
So much puke
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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