Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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