I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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