I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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